Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Schrödinger’s Wife’s Sister’s Cat

-This is ridiculous. I’m not spending money on that thing.
-Oh, come on, honey. It’s just fun. You’d like Mr. Puddins to celebrate your birthday, wouldn’t you?
-I wouldn’t care either way. Besides, it just sits on top of the fridge all day, out of sight. I’m telling you, it’s just as likely to be dead up there as it is to be alive, so it might as well be both. A half-dead cat doesn’t deserve any toys.
-At least he has the option of being alive, unlike your soul. I'll be at the fabric store preparing his vest.

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