Wednesday, February 9, 2011

“The Discussion That Happened Before Hiring the Guy Who Has Worked At This Company for Twenty-Three Years”

-This whole organization will go down if we don’t hire any dedicated employees today, and it looks like no one’s interested. We’re down to the last candidate.
-Tell him that if he sticks around for twenty-five years he earns a private island and a dead relative of his choice will be reincarnated in the supply closet. There’s no way he lasts more than two years, but anything’s better than nothing.

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