Sunday, January 30, 2011

"Birthday Gift"

-Happy Birthday, Ashley. I love you so much.
-Aw, I love you too, Rick. Can I open it?
-Yeah, open it!
-Ooh, a coupon for sex! How naughty. Can I use this whenever I want?
-Yeah, but it’s not really a coupon.
-Look. It says Groupon.
-What does that mean?
-It’s like that website. You have to get five of your friends to use it too for it to be valid. So whenever they’re all free, we’re good to go.
-You disgust me.

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